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koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

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thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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Reasons why I love kittens

youlooklovelyinthemoonlight:

lianarainbow50:

1. There size.
2. Tiny ‘mews’
3. Playful little dorks.
4. They’re cute.
5. THE TINY MEWS

Always. Love the tiny mews
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aisumadoushi:

                  I want you to be H A P P Y.
                  I want you to L A U G H a lot.

                                    I don’t know what exactly
                                    I’ll be able to do for you, but

                                                      I’ll always be by your S I D E.

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